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Crew 1 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.) Zoyowa Lava-Tongue One black, one red, Legendary Creature - Goblin Warlock - 2/2 - Uncommon Deathtouch At the beginning of your end step, if you descended this turn, each opponent may discard a card or sacrifice a permanent

This can be huge with any sort of Impact Tremors type effect around

Id want to include Helium Squirter, Elusive Krasis, and Skatewing Spy to make combat easy

It is significantly less useful as a one drop and far fiddlier to flip into a threat

I typically spend less than one US dollar each

If you want to get back big heavy cards play more top end