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This card has drawn focus fire from the table for having only two lands

4 The Tabernacle At Pendrell Vale $3,120 If you want to be incredibly unpopular during your Commander games, then stick a copy of The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale in your deck

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Goblin Tutor , meanwhile, is a tutor card (that uses a dice, of course, to determine what card you're drawing) and it has a wizened old goblin actually teaching a small group of goblins about stuff

Thats already a great start, but dont discount that attack trigger either

However, if those permanents entered the battlefield in the opposite order, your maximum hand size would be two